Advice #3

Advice #3: How to age a beard

I found this trick accidentally. If you have at least a few days growth of beard and want to pepper it and look older, use deodorant. White, streak-free deodorant. I used Axe Dry. It gives you a salt-and-pepper beard with a nice scent.

How do I know this? I put deodorant on my face. Why? I was afraid I would perspire too much if we played Twister again. We played it last night and I was sweating like a fat woman on a Richard Simmons workout tape. Like a Northerner in an Arizona summer. Like a gamer about to finish a no-save Halo 3 single player game on Legendary during a lightning storm.

And the girl I was playing against was cute too. A short, lithe, dark-haired, stubborn, twig of a girl. She was determined to win and my legs were determined to give out on me. Which would not have been good for her seeing as I had occupied all four corners and was hovering over her. I could have dropped and us as an excuse toed it be close to her, but I took the high road, rolled to the side and admitted defeat.

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