Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Detailed Me

DANIEL CHISHOLM - LEVEL 1
POINT TOTAL: 5
LAST ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:BEGINNER
     I know I've already said quite a bit about me and I'm not trying to be narcissistic. I want to meet people, and almost anyone who reads this will probably never meet me. So this way I can introduce myself to you even though we never met. Its easier this way. I can collect my thoughts and not get flustered at embarrassing questions. So here goes.

     I am sarcastic. That is probably one of the first qualities people learn about me. And when I say sarcastic, I don't mean sometimes. I mean ALL.THE.TIME. I am probably the biggest smart-ass you will ever meet. I am also an asshole, jackass, dumbass, wise-ass, asinine, and just a plain ass sometimes.

     The second thing most people learn quickly is that I am an ass. And yet, not. I am a dick, but a kind one. It is almost as if I have two personalities, but I'm not schizophrenic. I'm a coin. One side heads, one side tails, but both the same coin. I don't know why I do the things I do. Maybe I'm afraid of getting close to people. I've had my share of disappointments. And I don't plant roots in one place long.

     I travel. A lot. I'm a gypsy in every way but name. I've lived in Mesa, Gilbert, Tempe, and Chandler, AZ., Westland and Shelby, MI. When I was in the Navy I briefly lived in Great Lakes, IL, Meridian, MS, and Atsugi, Japan. I've also lived in Washington and California briefly as well. Even if that doesn't sound like a lot, I have only lived in one house for more than 2 years, and that was only because I didn't have a choice. I had to live with my grandma until I graduated high school.

     I am not a family person. Or a people person. I am a loner. I like it that way. Yes, there is occasion where I prefer company, but not often. I like personal space and freedom. I want my own place, but unfortunately I live with my ex-girlfriend. Its a goal for my future.

     I have plans for my future. And they aren't go to college, have a family, become a millionaire or famous or popular. I want to own a used bookstore. A better word would probably be "media store". Its going to have books, VHS tapes, DVDs, CDs, games of all types, records, etc. I want computers for people to use, and game systems for them to play with their friends. Pinball machines and arcade games. A reading room and another for tabletop games. The ultimate media mall.

     I love watching movies and TV, playing games, and especially reading books. I love to escape into another reality, another world. And all these things help me do that. Books the most. Books are a doorway into another dimension. Into another mind. Another world. Games and movies as well, but to a different extent. Books are the best escape from reality. Better than any drug as far as I know. That's not saying much seeing as I've never done drugs.

     I've been called a straight-shooter and even been confused for being a Mormon. And I'm not even religious. I don't smoke or do drugs, rarely drink, and my only really bad vice is swearing. I swear like a sailor, which I used to be.

     I was in the Navy for 9 months, including training. I got out on a "failure to cope" clause, General Discharge Under Honorable Conditions. It was my first real job, and I was too immature to handle it. I survived BASIC, survived "A" School, survived Japan. It was the ship I couldn't stand. That and my boss. I didn't even mind the job. It was 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Storekeeper, E-3. I mostly worked in a storeroom organizing inventory. I love doing paperwork and inventory. I even organize my media (books, games, DVDs, VHSs, etc)

That's all for now. Want to learn more? Ask me. Talk to me. I have learned a lot during my life, and love learning more.

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